Sweary peripheral specialists Dbrand despatched me the Asus ROG Xbox Ally/Xbox Ally X model of their Mission Killswitch case yesterday. I squeezed my Xbox Ally X into it. It was nice. Sturdy. Type-fitting. Protecting and grip-enhancing in a single. The whole lot that makes the unique Killswitch one of many greatest Steam Deck equipment, wrapped snugly round 800 quid of Home windows handheld.
It additionally annoys me, a bit bit. Not the pores and skin and canopy themselves. Extra the truth that it’s so vital that they exist, as neither ROG Xbox Ally fashions – pricey as they are often – trouble to incorporate a carrying case within the field. Nor does the unique Ally and Ally X, or the Zotac Zone, or the MSI Claw 8 AI+, or the Lenovo Legion Go and Legion Go S. Give me a case, you plastic jerks. Give it!
I really feel fairly strongly that we should always begin demanding instances, even easy sleeves, to come back nestled within the packing containers of any future handheld PCs. Their continued absence has lengthy felt like a dereliction of hardware-producing responsibility on the a part of gadget makers, as a result of in contrast to thumbstick grips or mountable energy banks or these stickers that make it appear to be the circuitry is falling out, instances are neither a supplementary support nor an aesthetic personalisation. They’s integral to what moveable PCs are, and what they have to be: moveable.
Granted, it’s not like several of them will slot in your pocket. However finally, anybody who owns a handheld will rightly wish to take it additional afield than their khazi, and bodily greedy it for the total tour is asking for hassle. Meaning a bag, which implies a case. No case? Until you fancy wrapping your costly video games machine in a T-shirt (which I could have carried out as soon as), it’s not safely going wherever. And at that time, by no means thoughts questions of whether or not the included equipment are stingy – you’ve paid for mobility that you could’t even make the most of.
It additionally displays poorly on Asus, Lenovo et al. that the one main handhelds that get this proper, the Steam Deck and Steam Deck OLED, are two of probably the most reasonably priced. But you continue to get a superbly serviceable arduous case with the even probably the most fundamental Deck, whereas the Deck OLED is bundled with a genuinely wonderful dual-purpose case that may both be packed as a slim, nearly sleeve-like vessel or contained inside one other, bigger case for doubled safety. Luxurious alternate options just like the Killswitch can nonetheless make sense as upgrades, particularly if you wish to completely minimise bulk, however both method it solely ever must be an possibility. With the ROG Xbox Ally and its friends, that luxurious – or a minimum of, one thing prefer it – is a necessity, which solely makes it extra galling when homeowners must foot a separate invoice.
Truthfully, I’d take an enormous sock. A glorified oven mitt. Something, within the field, that may let handhelds do what they have been made to do – not simply Velcro straps for the facility cable or pointless, portless stands made out of cardboard and disappointment.

