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Travis Kelce is enjoying coy with regards to a sure physique half.
As you might have heard about, the Kansas Metropolis Chiefs tight finish is the topic of fiancee Taylor Swift’s new track, “Wooden.”
Almost any shut pay attention of this monitor, in the meantime, makes it fairly obvious that it’s actually one particular facet of Kelce that’s the topic of this monitor:
Travis Kelce scores a landing towards the Jacksonville Jaguars in the course of the first quarter at EverBank Stadium on October 6, 2025 in Jacksonville, Florida. (Picture by Megan Briggs/Getty Pictures)Naturally, on the most recent version of his New Heights podcast alongside brother Jason, Kelce was pressed about what it seems like for the entire world to know he’s packing a severe punch… down there.
“It’s an awesome track,” Travis stated merely when requested for his tack on the only.
Jason went on to emphasise the “particular” nature of this track, attempting to get his sibling to mainly delve into the dimensions of his penis, however Travis tread very fastidiously.
“I like that woman, so what do you imply?” he requested innocently. “Any track that she would reference me in that manner…”
Travis Kelce celebrates with Taylor Swift after the Chiefs defeated the Buffalo Payments 32-29 to win the AFC Championship Sport at GEHA Subject at Arrowhead Stadium on January 26, 2025. (Picture Credit score: Jamie Squire/Getty Pictures)Jason interrupted his youthful brother once more right here, saying, “It’s not simply you. It’s an appendage. It’s a really particular factor.”
“What?” Travis teased his liked one. “I believe you’re not understanding the track.”
The previous Eagles middle then quoted some lyrics from “Wooden.”
“Travis, come on,” he stated. “Redwood tree ain’t laborious to see… I believed redwood, that’s somewhat bit, that’s a beneficiant phrase, I believe. I believe if anyone wrote a track about me, it’d be like, ‘Japanese maple generally can see.’”
LOL!
Taylor Swift performs on stage in the course of the “Taylor Swift | The Eras Tour” at Wembley Stadium on August 15, 2024 in London, England. (Picture by Kate Inexperienced/Getty Pictures)As soon as it turned clear that Travis wasn’t going to remark additional, Jason added:
“That track’s nice although. The freaking beat to that track is improbable and that’s proper up my alley, so nicely executed. I believe it’s an awesome track… I believe inserting wooden innuendos is at all times infantile sufficient for me that I can get on board with that.”
Swift, in fact, has launched handful of songs on the album devoted to her romance with Travis Kelce, together with “Opalite” and “Wi$h Li$t.”
Nonetheless, “Wooden” is her raunchiest track but, filled with R-rated innuendos and double entendres which might be new for the singer. All associated to her fiance’s spectacular bundle, let’s be trustworthy.
Swift launched “The Lifetime of a Showgirl” on October 3 and it’s just about all anybody talks about at this level.
Other than “Wooden,” we’ve analyzed the that means behind such new tracks as “CANCELLED,” “Opalite” and “Really Romantic.”
They’re all improbable.
